Smile

[Fish]

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a

letter over the bed. With the worst premonition,

she reads it with trembling hands:

 

"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm

telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.

I found real passion and he is so nice, with all

his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed

said that we will be very happy in his trailer in

the woods. He wants to have many more children

with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned

that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be

growing it for us and his friends, who are

providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies

we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to

find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he

deserves it.

 

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know

how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit

for you to know your grandchildren.

 

Your daughter, Judith

 

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's

house. I just wanted to show you that there are

worst things in life than the school's report

card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you! "

 

[ChrisT]

I think you're amazing

[Guest]

quality

 

wish i tried that (minus the kids bit) when i was at school