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bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" spliff.gif

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Hello, I'm tony. p why did the chicken cross the road? cos it saw the zebra crossing hehehe flipa.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm only kidding hun! wink.giftongue2.gif

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bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" spliff.gif

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes. lol.gif

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" spliff.gif

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes. lol.gif

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

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bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton" spliff.gif

 

 

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes. lol.gif

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

 

Its Sunday and well, Im bored laugh.gif

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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