vet

[Tony P]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

[neet]

And it starts again!

[Tony P]

right thats it, i'm giving up for good

[neet]

Hello, I'm tony. p why did the chicken cross the road? cos it saw the zebra crossing hehehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm only kidding hun!

[Tony P]

[neet]

Keep 'em coming hunnibunch, you are obviously keeping me amused!

[Tony P]

its too late now for that. I've found another site to post my jokes on and they love em

[neet]

[Tony P]

[neet]

[Claire DC]

come back tony peeeeeeeeeee!!

[Capn Jack]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

[jon_m]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

[Capn Jack]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

 

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

 

Its Sunday and well, Im bored

[MadBec]

hahaha!nice one!