vet

[Claire DC]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

 

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

 

Its Sunday and well, Im bored

 

How much has he paid u?

[Capn Jack]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

 

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

 

Its Sunday and well, Im bored

 

How much has he paid u?

 

An older boy made be do it.

Or if that excuse doesn't [censored]. Its my first day.

[Claire DC]

bloke walks into a vets and say "my dog has crossed eyes"

 

the vet picks up the dog and looks at its eyes and then checks its ears, then says " i'm going to have to put your dog down".

 

the bloke replies in tears "why is that?"

 

the vets says "cause he weighs a ton"

 

 

 

Lol, ahh I love these jokes.

 

no [censored] its all u bin doin allday!! pullin up tony ps jokes from the depths of the joke forum!!!

 

Its Sunday and well, Im bored

 

How much has he paid u?

 

An older boy made be do it.

Or if that excuse doesn't [censored]. Its my first day.

 

 

Still good jokes tho

[Tony P]

Capn_Jack i'll pay you soon matey, job well done