Masterbating in weird & unusual places.....where have u?

[Mark_2]

Im feeling horny

[Tara]

Cut it out you 2!

 

As for the question.........well I've done it on an aeroplane before.....and no, it wasn't in the toilets!

[Maria]

Im feeling horny

 

Put yr left or right hand down ye pants and proceed to hold yrself and slowly wank yrslef off.

 

When you get hard, proceed to wank faster, and faster, back and forth.

 

When u feel the urge to spit some manfat out, run to the toilet and shoot it down the toilet.

 

Alternativly, U could make a combintaion of letters on yr wall spelling out "im [censored] horny".

 

Have fun!

 

 

[Mark_2]

Yep..done that...looks like a scene from tony hart tho..and didnt reach the toilet

[Maria]

Aim for yr eye instead then.

 

 

[Mark_2]

Got my visor on ready

[Maria]

So what ya waiting for?

 

Line up yr target and shoot!

[Mark_2]

[Mr Moo]

i cracked one off in your bed Drew!! Didn't you notice the stains!!??

 

Didnt think you've been to my house!

[Mr Moo]

Also.....

 

I got internally suspended for the day and i had to sit down Heads of School (where all the important peoples offices are)

 

and yup u guessed it.....

 

I got a bit bored

 

Poor bugger who had 2 sit there the next day!

[KinkyDinky]

Drew Tilney you're just a dick! Is there anywhere you haven't chaffed the carrot? Choked the Bishop? Said "Hi" to your monster...?!

 

Did you do it on Friday night and shoot your love gravy all over Sally's scarf? Coz there is some dodgy stainage going on there!!!!!

[Mr Moo]

Drew Tilney you're just a dick! Is there anywhere you haven't chaffed the carrot? Choked the Bishop? Said "Hi" to your monster...?!

 

Did you do it on Friday night and shoot your love gravy all over Sally's scarf? Coz there is some dodgy stainage going on there!!!!!

 

Hello Isabel how are u babe?

 

Ive made u an avatar for this webby.... hope u like it

 

Do u mean saturday night?

 

Nah i didnt, but i think i might have accidently dangled the end of the scarf in the urinal while i was draining the snake!