Uh oh

[Maria]

I thin ki ate sumthing i shouldnt have tonight.

 

I had sausage, gravy and chips for once tonight, from my chippy. Best chippy ever.

 

The sausage felt a little harder than a normal cooked sausage, and tasted a bit dry.

 

I have a bad stomach now

[NeoN]

Best chippy ever.

 

 

 

I have a bad stomach now

 

Best chippy ever !

Bad stomach ?

[TomD]

you've only got one day to get better

kwiiiiikkkkkkkkkk

[Maria]

My stomach sounds like a fish tank

[NeoN]

The sausage felt a little hard

 

This bit is in the wrong forum

 

 

[Maria]

LOL

[Maria]

LOL

 

I take this back.

 

This is not a lol'in matter.

 

I have been to the loo 3 times in the space of 15 minutes

[Mr Moo]

Ugggghhhhhhh

 

u dirty bitch!

[Maria]

What did I do?

 

[Mr Moo]

The thought of u havin the squits and goin 3 times in 15mins LOL!

[Tucky1562627679]

us blokes dont like to picture girls takin a crap....it offends us!

[Maria]

Moo - "the squits" LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

 

Tucky - i do apologise if you think im rude here, as im a "lady", but just coz us females are not men, doesnt mean we do not have massive shits sitting on the loo.

 

We are no different from you men.

 

I like to sit on the throne after a hard days [censored], reading the sun, haveing a nice [censored].

 

Its a fact of life.

 

Like it, or [censored] off.

 

[LiamStyles]

If you havent been sick yet you'll be ok. If its food poisoning, its not bad and will be out of your system in 24-36 hours. If you do starting chucking up then its a different story. can be in your system for anything up to a week.

Sounds like its only the virul kind tho, which is passed on from person to person. So just bare with it, a night of shitting and youll be ok!!!

 

I used to manage a reataurant so had to deal with things like this

[Mr Moo]

I actually went for a weally big one today @ college..... stunk out the [censored] changing rooms a treat!

 

Was well proud of that fucker ill tell ya!

[Mr Moo]

Ps. While reading Mixmag