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RED SAUCE HORSE DIVORCE


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Some RED SAUCE, found in the top of a SIZZLER POT, was rumoured to have instigated DIVORCE proceedings against a HORSE today.

 

However, a spokesperson for Pot Noodle denied this. "Red Sauce is a type of food and as such unable to marry under UK law." said the irate pot noodler, "Neither can horses. Stop calling me about this stuff."

 

 

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