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Top 91 ACTUAL Star Wars quotes


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01 Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

02 You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

03 "Backdoor, huh? Good idea."

04 Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

05 Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.

06 She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid

07 Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?

08 Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface

09 "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm."

10 Let's blow this thing so we can go home!

11 Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!

12 I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me 'Master'

13 You've got something jammed in here real good.

14 "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"

15 "I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!"

16 "Hey! Point that thing someplace else!"

17 "I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

18 "Look at the size of that thing"

19 Almost there... just a couple of seconds...

20 There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

21 "We're going in, and we're going in full throttle."

22 I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.

23 Sorry about the mess...

24 I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me

25 "He is here. I have felt him"

26 [ the music from the cantina ]

27 I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir...Here he comes.

28 "I can't shake it!"

29 What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!

30 Any of Chewie's Lines

31 Control, control. You must learn control.

32 She's gonna blow!

33 "Han, can you reach my lightsaber?" "Yeah! Sure!"

34 Good Job! Don't get cocky.

35 Hurry up! Come with me! What are you waiting for?!

36 Put that thing away before you get us all killed

37 "what IS that thing??"

38 You, like your father, are now *mine*.

39 You're all clear, kid! Now lets blow this thing and get outta here!

40 "Easy? You call that easy?"

41 "I am your father." "NOOOOOOOO"

42 Hurry up, golden-rod...

43 it's too hard, I can't do it

44 "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

45 "join us"

46 "You can't go in there, It's restricted!"

47 Close your eyes and feel the force flowing through you

48 I don't care what you smell - get in there.

49 Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm

50 They think I'm some kind of god.

51 Possible he came in through the south entrance

52 Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!?

53 Yeeee ha

54 "I'll take good care of her. She won't get a scratch."

55 any of that crap anakin said to amidala in ep 2

56 I bet she gives great helmet. Ooops, wrong movie

57 I recognized your foul stench

58 let the force flow through you

59 When we first met you were the teacher, now I am the master...

60 Slimy? My home this is!

61 "I love you" "I know"

62 I have you now

63 That's no moon...

64 "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

65 "Great, kid, don't get cocky!"

66 Do or do not. There is no try.

67 I have a very bad feeling about this.

68 My son is here. I have felt him. // Strange, I have not.

69 Well, short help is better than no help at all.

70 (In answer to 'Who's Your Daddy!').. "Luke, I am your father"

71 Aren't you a little small for a stromtrooper?

72 Who's scruffy lookin?

73 You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainry

74 Oh your helmet is soo big

75 See you look this good. 500 years you be.

76 stupid fool! he's using an old jedi mind trick

77 Use the Force, Luke!

78 What are you, some kind of Jedi?

79 Help me Obiwan Kenobe. You're my only hope.

80 Hey, I knew there was more to you than money.

81 I like things that are soft

82 Nice lightsabor

83 Mmmm chewy

84 We're caught in a tractor beam! It's pulling us in!

85 "I can bullseye a womp rat at 500 yards"

86 Luke, I am your father.

87 "Short help's better than no help at all."

88 The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

89 There is .. another ... Skywalker ...

90 We're approaching Mons Venus. Put it into warp drive.

91 Maybe it's another drill.

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they're great, couple of good ones from spaceballs as well

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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there are a couple which are blatant and classic like "you came in that thing?" and "look at the size of it" etc, but I'm not gonna read the rest cos there's probably 75% of everyday speech which could be dodgy.

 

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