FAO God!

[Carl Nicholson]

Dear God,

 

Why is it at 8pm on every friday night, i get a visit from one of your angels!!! The angel in question is named gertrude (Cousin of Gabriel), and she keeps enticeing me to consume copeius amounts of class a, by strapping a horse nose bag to my face whilst holding me down and filling it brimful with a mixture of K/Coke/Beans and then ticking my nose with a great big feather until i sneeze, then when i draw breath half its contents flies up my hooter and i take the wormhole to dimension X!!!

 

Please could u ask her to refrain from this constant bombardment, as it is seriously having reprocusions in the reality department, i keep having fits of running round my living room neighing like a "Loved Up" Columbian throughbred stallion!!!

 

Although i do actually quite enjoy this practice, i feel it is within my interests to stop as i have now been arrested 7 times by the RSPCA, for trying to mount the local horses in the field next door to me and copulate.

 

Thank you for your time and assistance on this matter,

 

Carl

[Rick D]

Are you a horse yourself?

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Are you a horse yourself?

 

Nah just got a little bit of a sore throat!

[Mr Moo]

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Dear God,

 

Why is it at 8pm on every friday night, i get a visit from one of your angels!!! The angel in question is named gertrude (Cousin of Gabriel), and she keeps enticeing me to consume copeius amounts of class a, by strapping a horse nose bag to my face whilst holding me down and filling it brimful with a mixture of K/Coke/Beans and then ticking my nose with a great big feather until i sneeze, then when i draw breath half its contents flies up my hooter and i take the wormhole to dimension X!!!

 

Please could u ask her to refrain from this constant bombardment, as it is seriously having reprocusions in the reality department, i keep having fits of running round my living room neighing like a "Loved Up" Columbian throughbred stallion!!!

 

Although i do actually quite enjoy this practice, i feel it is within my interests to stop as i have now been arrested 7 times by the RSPCA, for trying to mount the local horses in the field next door to me and copulate.

 

Thank you for your time and assistance on this matter,

 

Carl

 

U sound like Wub_Wub.......

 

but u make it amusing

[Rick D]

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Are you a horse yourself?

 

Nah just got a little bit of a sore throat!

That's worse than one of Bony's jokes...

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Dear God,

 

Why is it at 8pm on every friday night, i get a visit from one of your angels!!! The angel in question is named gertrude (Cousin of Gabriel), and she keeps enticeing me to consume copeius amounts of class a, by strapping a horse nose bag to my face whilst holding me down and filling it brimful with a mixture of K/Coke/Beans and then ticking my nose with a great big feather until i sneeze, then when i draw breath half its contents flies up my hooter and i take the wormhole to dimension X!!!

 

Please could u ask her to refrain from this constant bombardment, as it is seriously having reprocusions in the reality department, i keep having fits of running round my living room neighing like a "Loved Up" Columbian throughbred stallion!!!

 

Although i do actually quite enjoy this practice, i feel it is within my interests to stop as i have now been arrested 7 times by the RSPCA, for trying to mount the local horses in the field next door to me and copulate.

 

Thank you for your time and assistance on this matter,

 

Carl

 

U sound like Wub_Wub.......

 

but u make it amusing

 

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Are you a horse yourself?

 

Nah just got a little bit of a sore throat!

That's worse than one of Bony's jokes...

 

Well u did leave urself open 4 it!

[Claire DC]

[NeoN]

lmao

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