CTW DJs Carl Nicholson Posted April 8, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted April 8, 2003 Dear God, Why is it at 8pm on every friday night, i get a visit from one of your angels!!! The angel in question is named gertrude (Cousin of Gabriel), and she keeps enticeing me to consume copeius amounts of class a, by strapping a horse nose bag to my face whilst holding me down and filling it brimful with a mixture of K/Coke/Beans and then ticking my nose with a great big feather until i sneeze, then when i draw breath half its contents flies up my hooter and i take the wormhole to dimension X!!! Please could u ask her to refrain from this constant bombardment, as it is seriously having reprocusions in the reality department, i keep having fits of running round my living room neighing like a "Loved Up" Columbian throughbred stallion!!! Although i do actually quite enjoy this practice, i feel it is within my interests to stop as i have now been arrested 7 times by the RSPCA, for trying to mount the local horses in the field next door to me and copulate. Thank you for your time and assistance on this matter, Carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted April 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 8, 2003 Are you a horse yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote Are you a horse yourself? Nah just got a little bit of a sore throat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted April 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote Dear God, Why is it at 8pm on every friday night, i get a visit from one of your angels!!! The angel in question is named gertrude (Cousin of Gabriel), and she keeps enticeing me to consume copeius amounts of class a, by strapping a horse nose bag to my face whilst holding me down and filling it brimful with a mixture of K/Coke/Beans and then ticking my nose with a great big feather until i sneeze, then when i draw breath half its contents flies up my hooter and i take the wormhole to dimension X!!! Please could u ask her to refrain from this constant bombardment, as it is seriously having reprocusions in the reality department, i keep having fits of running round my living room neighing like a "Loved Up" Columbian throughbred stallion!!! Although i do actually quite enjoy this practice, i feel it is within my interests to stop as i have now been arrested 7 times by the RSPCA, for trying to mount the local horses in the field next door to me and copulate. Thank you for your time and assistance on this matter, Carl U sound like Wub_Wub....... but u make it amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted April 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote Quote Are you a horse yourself? Nah just got a little bit of a sore throat! That's worse than one of Bony's jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote Quote Dear God, Why is it at 8pm on every friday night, i get a visit from one of your angels!!! The angel in question is named gertrude (Cousin of Gabriel), and she keeps enticeing me to consume copeius amounts of class a, by strapping a horse nose bag to my face whilst holding me down and filling it brimful with a mixture of K/Coke/Beans and then ticking my nose with a great big feather until i sneeze, then when i draw breath half its contents flies up my hooter and i take the wormhole to dimension X!!! Please could u ask her to refrain from this constant bombardment, as it is seriously having reprocusions in the reality department, i keep having fits of running round my living room neighing like a "Loved Up" Columbian throughbred stallion!!! Although i do actually quite enjoy this practice, i feel it is within my interests to stop as i have now been arrested 7 times by the RSPCA, for trying to mount the local horses in the field next door to me and copulate. Thank you for your time and assistance on this matter, Carl U sound like Wub_Wub....... but u make it amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2003 Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote Quote Quote Are you a horse yourself? Nah just got a little bit of a sore throat! That's worse than one of Bony's jokes... Well u did leave urself open 4 it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted April 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 8, 2003 Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members NeoN Posted April 8, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 8, 2003 lmao Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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