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QUOTE (Maria @ May 27 2004, 14:50)
QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 14:50)
profession bean flicker

Heinz or Safeways own make ?

Tesco value, Maria, come on, get with it love rolleyes.gif

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QUOTE (Lisa @ May 27 2004, 14:52)
QUOTE (Maria @ May 27 2004, 14:50)
QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 14:50)
profession bean flicker

Heinz or Safeways own make ?

Tesco value, Maria, come on, get with it love rolleyes.gif

sorry - Im a safeway shopper ! tongue.gif

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QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ May 27 2004, 14:49)
Male, 25, no mates, balding, broke, pin dick, 30 gigabyte porn collection, NSOH.

Why, what would you write Teabag?

Sad nymphomaniac desperately seeks sex of any description. Anything with a pulse will do

 

 

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QUOTE (teabag @ May 27 2004, 14:54)
QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ May 27 2004, 14:49)
Male, 25, no mates, balding, broke, pin dick, 30 gigabyte porn collection, NSOH.

Why, what would you write Teabag?

Sad nymphomaniac desperately seeks sex of any description. Anything with a pulse will do

I think I know someone who fits that bill.

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QUOTE (Maria @ May 27 2004, 14:56)
QUOTE (teabag @ May 27 2004, 14:54)
QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ May 27 2004, 14:49)
Male, 25, no mates, balding, broke, pin dick, 30 gigabyte porn collection, NSOH.

Why, what would you write Teabag?

Sad nymphomaniac desperately seeks sex of any description. Anything with a pulse will do

I think I know someone who fits that bill.

PM me their number

 

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QUOTE (Maria @ May 27 2004, 14:56)
QUOTE (teabag @ May 27 2004, 14:54)
QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ May 27 2004, 14:49)
Male, 25, no mates, balding, broke, pin dick, 30 gigabyte porn collection, NSOH.

Why, what would you write Teabag?

Sad nymphomaniac desperately seeks sex of any description. Anything with a pulse will do

I think I know someone who fits that bill.

PM me their number

 

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I don't actually have LTM's phone number, sorry. sad.gif

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QUOTE (russelldust @ May 27 2004, 14:56)
Decks, lasers, strobe, smoke machine.
It's my party will you lay if I want you to?


(I can pay cash)

Good ad. You've won me over.

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QUOTE (teabag @ May 27 2004, 14:54)

Why, what would you write Teabag? [/quote]
Sad nymphomaniac desperately seeks sex of any description. Anything with a pulse will do

mad.gif That was my ad

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ May 27 2004, 15:32)
QUOTE (russelldust @ May 27 2004, 14:56)
Decks, lasers, strobe, smoke machine.
It's my party will you lay if I want you to?


(I can pay cash)

Good ad. You've won me over.

why do I always give out gay signals...

 

 

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Why, what would you write Teabag?
Sad nymphomaniac desperately seeks sex of any description. Anything with a pulse will do [/quote]
mad.gif That was my ad
QUOTE (EmmaBlu @ May 27 2004, 15:56)

how many replies did you get?

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QUOTE (Ginge @ May 27 2004, 14:39)
I'd abbreviate everything. Use inititals like GSOH and WLTM but mine wouldnd make ANY sense. Mine would probably be like this...

29YOM SFUAG
HAHVADVDCAABTV
FUSOHA2BMB
WLTMSCLID

If any of you can decipher that, then PM me. grin.gif

I rekkon its ...

 

29 Year Old Male, Short Fat Ugly And Ginger

Has A Huge Video And DVD Collection And A Big TV

Fucked Up Sense Of Humour And 2 Broken Mountain Bikes

Would Like To Meet Slag Coz Life Is Depressing.

 

???????????????/////////////////////////////////////

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QUOTE (Maria @ May 27 2004, 18:05)
QUOTE (Ginge @ May 27 2004, 14:39)
I'd abbreviate everything. Use inititals like GSOH and WLTM but mine wouldnd make ANY sense. Mine would probably be like this...

29YOM SFUAG
HAHVADVDCAABTV
FUSOHA2BMB
WLTMSCLID

If any of you can decipher that, then PM me. grin.gif

I rekkon its ...

 

29 Year Old Male, Short Fat Ugly And Ginger

Has A Huge Video And DVD Collection And A Big TV

Fucked Up Sense Of Humour And 2 Broken Mountain Bikes

Would Like To Meet Slag Coz Life Is Depressing.

 

???????????????/////////////////////////////////////

easy when you know the answer eh bigwink.gif

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QUOTE (Maria @ May 27 2004, 14:44)
QUOTE (Ginge @ May 27 2004, 14:43)
I thought everyone had the ability to have their own house??? uhm.gif  blink.gif  unsure.gif

I live with my parents.

 

RENT FUCKING FREE !!

 

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charging for you to live in a caravan could result in guilt on their part w00t.gif

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