A paper bag...

[Don]

...goes into the doctors and tells the doctor that he is feeling restless, listless, weak, keeps on getting illnesses and spots. The doctor takes some blood samples, and tells the paper bag he will be in touch.

The next week the doctor calls the bag, and asks him to come into the practice. He sits the bag down, and says "Listen, I'm really sorry - there is no easy way of saying this, but you have full-blown AIDS".

The paper bag is shocked. He says to the doctor - "how can this happen?"

"Have you been in any relationships"

 

"No - I'm a paper bag"

 

"Have you ever had a tattoo, been injected with drugs - anything like that?"

 

"F*ck no - I'm a paper bag!"

 

The doctor leans back, and says "In that case, there is only one answer"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Are you ready for this?)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Your mother must have been a carrier!"

[Dave M]

 

oh dear....... the tony p school of jokes are on 2nite