GRRRRR - week from hell gets much worse

[Mr_Happy]

QUOTE

i might as well kill myself now and save the stress of seeing what tomorrow brings

 

beginning to wish i did now.

 

got a phone call from my landlord saying his taking me to caught for not paying rent. i have (well to my house mates account and then the money gets direct debited to the landlords) but my house mate has done a runner with the money

 

grrrrrrr

[Guest]

just to add:

wonder what friday brings?

fire? house getting burgaled? legs broken by the maffia?

 

i dread to think

[russelldust]

as I said earlier...

 

have a big posh wank

[Guest]

i've got my ex comming round tonight. might try my luck

[LiquidEyes]

Is that the same as a "rich man's wank" (where you wear a condom to minimise the mess...?)

[Guest]

the mess is half the fun. the more tissue you need to clean up, the great the sence of satisfaction

[russelldust]

Yep same thing- where the mess is contained rather than going all over your sheets...

 

technically I think a rich man's wank should be making a mess- as you could afford to go and buy more sheets...

[Guest]

Or wipeing your nob on the curtains

Edited May 27, 2004 by Mr_Happy

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 17:23)

Or wipeing your nob on the curtains

is that what you do Laurence?? ewww!!

[russelldust]

didn't you notice when he was round your house lisa?

 

 

[Guest]

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 27 2004, 17:40)

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 17:23) Or wipeing your nob on the curtains is that what you do Laurence?? ewww!! and the pillows

[russelldust]

and the rampant rabbit... didn't you stick it up your poo hole laurence?

[tidy_bitch]

Oh dear, that is not good!

 

I hope everything will work out for ya, everything always does.

[Guest]

not this week it hasnt. things have been getting progressively worse.

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ May 27 2004, 17:23)

Or wipeing your nob on the curtains

Isn't that known as zuffling?