Wot pets do u have??

[Scream]

my dog attacks you when u get in! Shes become obsessed tho even if theres someone else in the house she cries 2 be with me! Its only coz i take her out every morning

 

I shaved my pussy 2 dont think he liked it tho.. never saw him since

 

you know when a group of you walk in and then the dog doesn't know how to say hello to first, that always makes me laugh.

[ellekay]

makes me laugh 2! Infact just the way my dog runs makes me laugh!

 

Sleeps in my bed with me (b4 the jokes come, i'm not having a relationship with my dog) and wakes me up at 6.30 every morning, if i dont get up she pushes me outta bed or digz my head until i surrender!

[CreamyC]

I also have a horse and a fish.

[Scream]

lol, aye don't you find that dogs have a swagger when they are walkin? lol

[CreamyC]

And a cat with 3 eyes and two noses. Completely [censored] up that one.

[ellekay]

And a cat with 3 eyes and two noses. Completely [censored] up that one.

 

Sure that could get into sum kinda freck show.. money making opportunity there

 

I want a horse! I love riding aint been 4 ages tho!

 

My dog shakes her ass when she walks, and shes really edgey 2, she struts 2 the field lol

[CreamyC]

Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

[ellekay]

Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

 

Gets better, how many kids has it got?

 

u could open your own freak show.. and u could be the star

 

Sorry that was harsh but i couldnt resist!

[CreamyC]

I have a Fox with three legs but makes up for it by walking on its dick.

 

Unreal.

[Scream]

Theres more to come ...

 

I also have a giraffe that has shagged 6,901 other giraffes.

 

Gets better, how many kids has it got?

 

u could open your own freak show.. and u could be the star

 

Sorry that was harsh but i couldnt resist!

 

[Mitzie Dancer]

I have 3 dogs

 

springer/collie - Josh

Greyhound thing - Kesh

Alsation cross thing - Jess

 

[CreamyC]

I used to go out with a Dog called Tanya.

 

She had serious breath.

[ellekay]

I have a Fox with three legs but makes up for it by walking on its dick.

 

Unreal.

 

 

Hey this show could be amazing, creamy and his crew do freaky tricks 4 u! That could be the slogan!

[Scream]

kev are you sure you just haven't attacked these poor defenceless animals?

[Tina]

I've gottta dog - stafordshire bull terrier called cassie, and a lizard - white bearded dragon called charlie-k!

 

 

 

 

i got four dogs 3 are pure bread collies and the other one is cross collie and alsation and a cat