CTW Members Nick G Posted April 16, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 16, 2003 After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Birmingham, Newcastle and anywhere in Wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted April 16, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 16, 2003 LOL, nice one. Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted April 16, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 16, 2003 ROFLMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members RaverBaby69 Posted April 16, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 16, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members NeoN Posted April 16, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 16, 2003 Ouch ! Quote STILL ALIVE !! Act like an adult . . . Be false ! MSN >>> NeoNwomB@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted April 17, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 17, 2003 haha tho i assume where its censored u meant [censored] and missed the "o" out by accident hehe!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted April 17, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 17, 2003 and cu/\/t to 10. Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Nick G Posted April 18, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted April 18, 2003 Claire DC said: and cu/\/t to 10. what are you on about you dozy tart??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted April 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 18, 2003 Nick G said: Claire DC said: and cu/\/t to 10. what are you on about you dozy tart??? ur a fucker for editing ur post like that Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Nick G Posted April 18, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted April 18, 2003 me? how do you do that - thought only moderators could edit posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted April 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted April 18, 2003 Nick G said: me? how do you do that - thought only moderators could edit posts hahaha funny boy!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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