Haw to make your man/woman happy !

[NeoN]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

All you have to do is to be:

 

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father figure

6. a teacher

7. an educator

8. a cook

9. a gardener

10. a carpenter

11. a driver

12. an engineer

13. a mechanic

14. an interior decorator

15. a stylist

16. a sex therapist

17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician

18. a psychologist

19. a psychiatrist

20. a therapist

21. a good father

22. a gentleman

23. well organized

24. tidy

25. very clean

26. athletic

27. affectionate

28. affable

29. attentive

30. ambitious

31. amenable

32. articulate

33. bold

34. brave

35. creative

36. courageous

37. complimentary

38. capable

39. decisive

40. intelligent

41. imaginative

42. interesting

43. prudent

44. patient

45. polite

46. passionate

47. respectful

48. sweet

49. strong

50. skilful

51. supportive

52. sympathetic

53. tolerant

54. understanding

55. someone who loves shopping

56. someone who doesn't make problems

57. someone who never looks at other women

58. very rich

 

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

 

59. are neither jealous nor disinterested

60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than

with her

61. give her her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

 

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

 

62. Not forget the dates of:

* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)

* graduation

* birthday

* menstruation

 

However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are not

100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel overcome

with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run off with the

first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk- bon viveur she

meets...

 

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

 

 

 

 

1. Let him play with your tits ! ! !

 

[Capn Jack]

I guess this explains why I'm always getting into trouble.