FAO DJSG??????????

[Mr Moo]

[Maria]

[LiamStyles]

DJSG said:

Mr_Moo said:

Shes not called Saggy Gash for nothing u know!

 

Very true.

 

U should see how my twat flaps drag across the floor when I walk.

 

 

SG moves up 2 more places, you are now No.16!

[Maria]

I can make my nickers stick to the cieling.

 

Do i move places again yet?

[LiamStyles]

You most certainly do, (fucks sake pmsl!!!)

 

No.12 for that one!

[Mr Moo]

did she mean KNICKERS?

[Maria]

Im gonna get my twat flaps pierced, but not in the usual way.

Ive been to B&Q , got myself an industrial staple gun, and am now looking for volunteers, in hope that my flaps can get stapled together.

Please feel free to apply. P m me and ill send u an application form thats all i ask of u as regards qualifications r....

 

NVQ OR 1 GCSE in design and technology

or if youve ever watched "two bigstrong boys" i will consider your application!

 

Now come on. Pure RANDOMNESS at this hour has to get me to the number one spot?

[Mr Moo]

RANDOM.....

[Maria]

Well it certainly aint the truth.

[LiamStyles]

DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!

You fall 1 place for a poor effort!

Now No.13

[Mr Moo]

Ive got a small cock....

 

That aint the truth, but it aint random....

 

Anyway... GO TO BEEEEEED white girl!

[Maria]

wasted effort.

 

 

CAAAANTS!!