New Suit sir ?

[NeoN]

Jack was enjoying his life and his career but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches.

 

After being referred from one specialist to another he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.

 

"The good news is that I can cure your headaches" said the doctor "the bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine.The pressure causes one hell of headache. The only way to remove the

pressure is to remove the testicles.

 

Jack was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife

 

When he left the hospital his mind was clear but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

 

AS he walked down the street he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and thought "That's what I need. A new suit My wife buys a new hat when she is sad and that always cheers her up"

 

He entered the store and told the salesman"I'd like a new suit"

 

The salesman eyed him briefly and said " Let"s see......size 42 long"

 

Jack laughed "That's right, how did you know?"

 

"It's my job"

 

Jack tried on the suit.It fitted perfectly.As jack eyed himself in the mirror the salesman asked " How about a new shirt?"

 

"Sure " said jack.

 

The salesman said "Let's see......36 sleeve 15 1/2 neck"

 

Jack was surprised "That's right. How did you know?"

 

"It's my job."

 

The salesman said "How about new shoes?" "Sure " said Jack

 

The salesman eyed Jack's feet."Let's see 9 and 1/2 narrow."

 

Jack was astonished. "How did you know?"

 

"It's my job."

 

"How about a new hat?"

 

"Sure" said Jack

 

"Let's see,.....7 and 5/8"

 

Jack was incredulous."How did you know?"

 

"It's my job."

 

The salesman asked "how about some new underwear?"

 

Thinking for a second Jack said "Sure"

 

The salesman eyed him up and down and said "Size 36"

 

Jack said "I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old"

 

The salesman shook his head" NO NO NO. You can't wear size 34. Not you sir. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you the most incredible headaches..."

 

[jon_m]

[Claire DC]

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