Are you council ? - read this you pykie scum ;-)

[Graham]

 

 

A list of the following most council things:

 

 

* Hinari Electrical goods - That's council !!

 

* playing the banjo = council

 

* Going to fairgrounds, winning cuddly toys and then not binning said toys within two weeks. Very much council I'm afraid

 

* The true definition of council is that council people think that Posh Spice is actually posh

 

* We still on council? Now that's council.

 

* having big ceramic floor standing ornaments of, tigers, leopards, black and white minstrels or laurel and hardy............ council

 

* the royal family - council

 

* Having pictures of the queen in your house THE MOST COUNCIL THING EVER!! -

 

* having plates with the queens face on hanging up (you know, the one's you order out of the daily mail) - even more council -

 

* Old people spending their pensions on lottery scratchcards COUNCIL!!! -

 

* living in Milton Keynes or any other 'new town'. - council

 

* Loads of dogs - Council

 

* nits (sp?) = council

 

* lemon curd sandwiches. council

 

* Birds with multiple earrings Larger ones at the back smaller at the Front - Council

 

* having more pickle than cheese in your sandwiches at school. council ;oD

 

* Tesco Value Lager - Council

 

* People who wear a shabby suit with a bow tie to a 'black tie' affair. Your fooling no one you council scum.

 

* [censored] scooter's an hanging round the local offy......... So council

 

* skol, special brew and so on - the drink of council

 

* spelling mistakes... astonishingly council

 

* Yes indeed. Hello and OK used to have the council thing sewn up until Heat came out

 

* Here we have a word for council. It is Lanarkshire

 

* Moi ?.....in all of my councilness ? - By Ben Sherman

 

* talking of council, can there be anything LESS

 

* doorbells that play a tune (the great escape is not uncommon). you know a council cunt's going to asnwer the door

 

* White birds pushing a buggy with a half-caste baby in it - always got 'pinapple' hair styles, chunky gold earrings, at least 7 rings on each finger, chewing gum, hooded tops with leggings and * *

 

* rounded off with reebok classics - the ultimate council chic

 

* Nothing is completely council all the time apart from those faux book video boxes

 

* I forgot about the most council thing of all the "Croydon Facelift" where teenage girls grease their hair back into a ponytail on the top of their head that is so tight, it's makes them look like

they are doing a chinaman impression

 

* The cunt who was doing about 30 miles an hour in a Honda Prelude with an exhaust he must have stuck on to make it really [censored] loud at gone midnight is king of the cunts on the council of cunts grand council

 

*Surplass army kit wearers, council stamped all over!

 

*discussing whose mobile phone is best is council in the extreme

 

*GAP hooded jumpers are council to the core

 

*Caps worn on the back of the head, Sweatshirts with a shirt underneath, 'Curtain' hairstyles, Kickers shoes, White socks, Reebok Classics, Fags behind the ear. All Council, so very very council

 

*Superkings, Lambert and Butler, Sovereigns ciggies, Hair cut short and then gelled and combed forwards, whispy moustaches, one gold earring. It's not about living on a council estate, it's just

being scummy

 

*I have to say that themost council thing I can think of is a 'destination on arrival holiday - guarenteed to be a resort of greater than 3 Suns'. Now that sunshine, is council

 

* any fried chicken takeaway other than KFC = council

 

* I've always thought KFC were a bit council. This business of selling Vienettas (the most council dessert on the planet) lets them down

 

* Am i council? - By Paul Weller

 

* starburger is definitely council

 

* driving a fiat, living above a shop, walking around in a 5 seasons old gooner top - council

 

* Driving a ford KA is totally pikey and council like!

 

Roast BEef Platters - you malnutritioned pykie losers

 

Shopping in Iceland - Scum, utter scum

 

[TomD]

Graham said:

Vienettas (the most council dessert on the planet)

 

hahahahahahahahaha quality

 

nice one Graham

[pyro]

* Stone cladding .... ?

[Maria]

Graham said:

 

 

* [censored] scooter's an hanging round the local offy......... So council

 

 

haha what about hanging round in the poark with a bag of chips, 10 fags and a botle of white light'nin?

 

[Beckie in La La Land]

Maria said:

Graham said:

 

 

* [censored] scooter's an hanging round the local offy......... So council

 

 

haha what about hanging round in the poark with a bag of chips, 10 fags and a botle of white light'nin?

 

 

sounds like a friday night out in the valleys to me?!?

[Maria]

beckie in la la land said:

Maria said:

Graham said:

 

 

* [censored] scooter's an hanging round the local offy......... So council

 

 

haha what about hanging round in the poark with a bag of chips, 10 fags and a botle of white light'nin?

 

 

sounds like a friday night out in the valleys to me?!?

 

Really?

 

Glad i dont live up that way.

 

Iv no doubt the pikeys with the bag of chips throw it back up and re-eat. Like a 2 for the price of one kinda thing.

 

*pikeys it*

 

[Beckie in La La Land]

yeah mrthyr is renound for it!! put your denim mini dress on, bottle of white lightening, find a bench and a pikey boy to give u lots of love bites and you're away!

[Maria]

hahah agreed about mrthyr!

 

Propa pikey!

[CreamyC]

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