A yoyo balls a deadly killer?

[Pepsi]

 

Topic of some early morning breakfast show. Is making me laugh so much.

 

The government has banned them and they are not allowed to be sold in the UK any more.

[NeoN]

Sounds like the uk government. Try to ban something that has been on sale for ages

[Pepsi]

U should hear the conspirancy theories they are coming out with.

 

Banning a kids toy because they could be carrying the deadly Sars virus.

[NeoN]

Typical [censored] they come out with !

 

Why don't they ban normal yo yo's , a lump of metal on the end of a string ! Don't they realise that it was designed as a weapon originaly ?

[Pepsi]

I know, but its funny to listen

 

There be banning Bubbleguns next they better not

[NeoN]

Pepsi said:

I know, but its funny to listen

 

There be banning Bubbleguns next they better not

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Blink]

**Blink puts on his officious little bastard head**

 

Apparently in the space of the last month, 8 kids have almost been strangled to death by these things wrapping around their neck!! And cos they are elastic, it is a bastard to get them off again whilst you are choking to death!!

 

Great way to get rid of all the annoying little brats, but not sure the parents would appreciate it.

[Daydreamer]