ClubTheWorld Birdage Appeal (update)

[CreamyC]

A few months back I posted about the total lack of quality birdage we have on this site and since then I am gutted to say NOTHING has changed. Its [censored] awful, I'm seriously thinking about banning some of the female members because of the [censored] quality on here. So far out of the top clubbing sites we lie 10th in the table of fit birdage league. You may think thats good until I tell you there were only ten sites that took part in the survey. Rubbish. James has stated that if this situation does not improve ClubTheWorld may have to shut down due to sheer embarrassment. You all have cards lads, USE THEM, they are for use for decent birds - not mingers. We do have an off-site page called ClubTheMinger which some of you will be re-directed to soon once I have worked out how to steal this site off of Jiz Bonce. Anyway, thats enough from me for now as I have a course to go on tommorrow so I bid you all farewell you ugly bastards and sort this problem we have.

 

Discuss and come up with a solution. Remember, the future of this site is at stake if you do not take action.

[Ian Cashman]

LOL!

[RaverBaby69]

ill tell ya wot creamy - how about u shut ur face and admit u want a piece of my arse!

[Mr Moo]

Ohhhh he has!

 

Just not to u!

[Magicman]

Don't worry Creamy, I been on a mission recruiting the fittest ones I could find at Wildchild at the weekend

[Maria]

Ban me.

 

Cheers.

[Guyster]

I'm ugly.

 

But then I'm not a bird.

[SarahPVC]

CreamyC said:

A few months back I posted about the total lack of quality birdage we have on this site and since then I am gutted to say NOTHING has changed. Its [censored] awful, I'm seriously thinking about banning some of the female members because of the [censored] quality on here. So far out of the top clubbing sites we lie 10th in the table of fit birdage league. You may think thats good until I tell you there were only ten sites that took part in the survey. Rubbish. James has stated that if this situation does not improve ClubTheWorld may have to shut down due to sheer embarrassment. You all have cards lads, USE THEM, they are for use for decent birds - not mingers. We do have an off-site page called ClubTheMinger which some of you will be re-directed to soon once I have worked out how to steal this site off of Jiz Bonce. Anyway, thats enough from me for now as I have a course to go on tommorrow so I bid you all farewell you ugly bastards and sort this problem we have.

 

Discuss and come up with a solution. Remember, the future of this site is at stake if you do not take action.

 

OI - Mingers.com is MY site not Jizzers! I founded it & i want the credit for it!

[Blink]

I think it was very brave of James and Creamy to volunteer to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of the site, and to start dating the two biggest mingers before they started running around terrorising all the men on this site.

 

We owe you a great debt of gratitude.

 

[SarahPVC]

 

God help the rest of us then!

[Guest]

CreamyC said:

A few months back I posted about the total lack of quality birdage we have on this site and since then I am gutted to say NOTHING has changed. Its [censored] awful, I'm seriously thinking about banning some of the female members because of the [censored] quality on here. So far out of the top clubbing sites we lie 10th in the table of fit birdage league. You may think thats good until I tell you there were only ten sites that took part in the survey. Rubbish. James has stated that if this situation does not improve ClubTheWorld may have to shut down due to sheer embarrassment. You all have cards lads, USE THEM, they are for use for decent birds - not mingers. We do have an off-site page called ClubTheMinger which some of you will be re-directed to soon once I have worked out how to steal this site off of Jiz Bonce. Anyway, thats enough from me for now as I have a course to go on tommorrow so I bid you all farewell you ugly bastards and sort this problem we have.

 

Discuss and come up with a solution. Remember, the future of this site is at stake if you do not take action.

[Tresh]

Maybe if Creamy left CTW then maybe the quality of birdage wud go up.

 

Tho I have to say I quite happy with ertain birdage on the site at the mo

[MattD]

Agreed. Maybe any new fit birdage takes one look at creamys avatar and gets scared

[Tresh]

MattD said:

Agreed. Maybe any new fit birdage takes one look at creamys avatar and gets scared

 

Do I hae an ally at last?

[chickadee]

You havnt met ALL the birds on the site, so shut it!

Edited May 7, 2003 by chickadee