Tequila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaney_R]

A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle

> > laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. The

> > Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you

> one

> > wish, anything you want."

> >

> > The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila.

> > "Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila

> > whenever I want, so make me piss tequila."

> >

> > The Genie grants him his wish.

> >

> > When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and

pisses

> > in it. He looks at the glass and the liquid's clear. Looks like tequila.

> > Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and

> it

> > is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The Mexican yells to his wife,

> > "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!"

> >

> > She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out

> of

> > the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is tequila.

> > Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best

> > tequila she has ever tasted.

> > The two drink and party all night. The next night the Mexican comes home

> > from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He

> > proceeds to piss in the two glasses.

> >

> > The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink

> > until the sun comes up.

> >

> > Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his

wife,

> > "Consuela, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila."

> >

> > His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The

> > Mexican begins to piss in the glass and when he

> > fills it his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

> >

> > Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink

> > from the bottle!"