Letters..........................

[Shaney_R]

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.

> With

> the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

>

> Dear Mom,

>

> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've eloped

> with my new boyfriend.

>

> I've found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings, scars

> and

> tattoos, and his big motorcycle.

>

> But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be

> very

> happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children

> with

> me and that's one of my dreams.

>

> I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it

> for

> us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy

> we

> could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the

> AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

>

> Don't worry about our money situation, Ahmed has arranged for me to

appear

>

> in certain films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.

> Apparently I can earn $50 per scene. I get a $50 bonus if there are more

> than three men in the scene and an extra $100 if they use the horse.

>

> Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of

> myself.

> Someday I'll visit you so that you can meet your grandchildren.

>

> Your daughter,

>

> Aimee

>

> PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to

> show

> you that there are worse things in life than denting a car.

>

> Sorry about your Porsche, I love you!

>

> Aimee