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neon said:

Maria said:

Do u get more horny when you are on yr cycle?

 

 

Only cos your clit rubs on the seat laugh.gif

 

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I nearly had a party to celebrate when mine came, was getting a bit worried for a minute there! rolleyes.gif Phew! Blokes really don't know what we have to go through! grumpy.gif

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Tara said:

I nearly had a party to celebrate when mine came, was getting a bit worried for a minute there! rolleyes.gif Phew! Blokes really don't know what we have to go through! grumpy.gif

 

celebrating ur period?! that sounds like sumthin off red dawarf laugh.gif

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A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes.

 

They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed. The sales manager stepped in. Sales manager: "Excuse me, but would you like a lawnmower with that?" Customer: "Sorry?" Sales manager: "Well, once the grass has grown, how will you mow your lawn?" Customer: "Good thinking, I'll buy one of those too."

 

After the customer left, the sales manager turned to the assistant. "You see?" he said, "that's the way to make a good sale. Always sell more than what the customer originally came in for."

 

Impressed, the assistant headed off for the pharmaceutical section, where he was to work. Soon, a man strolled in. Man: "I'd like to buy a pack of Tampax, please." Sales assistant: "Sure. And would you like to buy a lawnmower with that?" Man: "Why would I want to do that?" Sales assistant: "Well, your weekend's [censored], so you may as well mow the lawn!"

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In high school me mate came on the blob in a lesson so she dashed to the toilet.... a guy wanted know y she was in such a hurry for so came ova to c and there was blood all ova her chair evil_laugh.gif

 

 

Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock!

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Chell_sat_on_a_rock said:

In high school me mate came on the blob in a lesson so she dashed to the toilet.... a guy wanted know y she was in such a hurry for so came ova to c and there was blood all ova her chair evil_laugh.gif

 

 

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Ok, ok, i take my statement back! This is UNLUCKY!!! evil_laugh.gif

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