Hi everyone(say hi bob, hi bob)

[johnylee]

hi everyone, ive just signed up while i can. Im in the day room at the moment in my local mental hospital, i will never be able to go clubbing with anyone but you all seem a happy bunch of people. Im writing this before i go for my daily electric shock treatment and take my meds, i will be sedated later so mite not understand whats going on so please be patient(no pun intended )with me while i get my bearings. I sneaked into the day room early this morning to join and the nite watch caught me. She give me my puishment.."ooooooohhhhh matron"

Well must go, oh and if you have time can i u give my track a listen? thnx

 

http://www.soundclick.com/phrenictherealone

 

p.s.. how do i upload my ugly mugshot, you may of seen me on crime watch..and how do i fill my details in like fav clubs/music?

now weres my free group hug i was promised by my shrink if i joined?

 

Do u like my pet alien? its escaped now cos i wouldnt feed it

Edited May 12, 2003 by johnylee

[Maria]

hahahahaa welcome aboard mate.

 

U fit right in already!

[Daydreamer]

 

Gotta be one of the most (if not the most!) original introductions I've seen on here.

 

Welcome to CTW mate

 

There is a few forms that need filling out before you get the free hugs off everyone though

[SarahPVC]

Hiya hun - welcome to CTW

 

Where do you go clubbing when they let you out?

[CreamyC]

johnylee said:

how do i upload my ugly mugshot

 

Please no, we have enough mingers already on here.

 

Welcome ugly.

[johnylee]

before i was sectioned i used to dj, make my own tunes and attend regualr free parties..oh ok then they were illegal

 

Ive never been to any big clubs, my kind of ex-lets-just-have-sex-girlfriend has gone all straight since joining MUMS-R-US.. not a bad thing i know. But when my name was duracell rabbit(not in bed im [censored]) its hard to not want to still go and get [censored] on asda's own brand coffee.

 

Sorry im rambling(the drugs these twats give me)

were was i?? yes thats it,, were do i go clubbing, well im in lancaster and theres no decent clubs round here, im into my underground stuff really so comercial clubs r shite and being psychiatric patient i dont get spending money, the little bit of money i do get goes to nursey for my pleasures

 

God dont i go on,,ill shut up now..

there was things i needed to ask but ive lost myself in my own bullshit ramblings.

I can be serious but my lifes too serious as it is so i need to escape(literaly from here) my everyday existence.

And thankyou for having me,, sunday roast anyone??

[johnylee]

creamyc u tel me if my mums up on here...u said its full of mingers, i can gaurantee she has put her pic up somewere,,sorry mum but u should never of said i was a mistake, u milkman shagging dirty...i love my mum ok..

[Dave M]

 

 

hiya and welcome i'm 1 half of toxic twins, who can regulary be seen waltzin away from the authorities on nites out

[SarahPVC]

Jonnylee - you are gonna fit in very well here!

[johnylee]

thnx sarah how do i put my "tag" at bottom of my posts?? and a little piccy at the side(dont grass me up to crimewatch)

 

and toxic,,wich mental hospital r u in?? your not the guy across from me r u who's highly sedated and keeps moaning

"geraldine..geraldine weres me pickle sarnies"

if its u then lets get a plan on to escape

 

[Dave M]

 

 

we were in Ashworth mental hospital......jus across from Ian Brady, but escaped from there. they want 2 move us 2 Rampton

[johnylee]

get to broadmoor mate,,theres a nurse i call wippit.................... she loves a good old wippit race at the weekends, aparently her dogs the no1 champ..hehehehehehehehehe

she will look after u, and im running things on the unit cos me is hard as fuk..everyone RESPEKA's me..(my delusions of grandeur)

[SarahPVC]

johnylee said:

thnx sarah how do i put my "tag" at bottom of my posts?? and a little piccy at the side(dont grass me up to crimewatch)

 

and toxic,,wich mental hospital r u in?? your not the guy across from me r u who's highly sedated and keeps moaning

"geraldine..geraldine weres me pickle sarnies"

if its u then lets get a plan on to escape

 

You need to click on 'my profile' at the top of the forums - you can add a signature to your post in there & also upload a picture for your avatar

[Dave M]

 

 

we'll do our best m8y

[CreamyC]

johnylee said:

creamyc u tel me if my mums up on here...u said its full of mingers, i can gaurantee she has put her pic up somewere,,sorry mum but u should never of said i was a mistake, u milkman shagging dirty...i love my mum ok..

 

Thats the first I've heard about it.