CTW Moderators Bushy Posted May 13, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2003 *SEX* > > > >A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high > >school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room > >with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. > >One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for > >a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices > >that his little brother is already asleep on the lower > >bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top > >bunk. > >As you might expect things start to heat up. > >The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. > > > >Lettuce!!! > >Tomato!!! > >Lettuce!!! > >Tomato!!! > >Lettuce!!! > >Tomato!!! > >She screams. > >Lettuce!!! > >Tomato!!! > > > >Whoa!!! > >PULL IT OUT!!! > >PULL IT OUT NOW!!! > >I can't get pregnant! > >Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*! > Quote CTW Sexiest Male Member LIVING THE DREAM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted May 14, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 14, 2003 LMFAO Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Cyberlilly Posted May 14, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 14, 2003 lol i can imagine a little'un saying summut like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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