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Why did the chicken cross the road?


MattD

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Dunno if this has already been posted...

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

 

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We

do not even have a chicken.

 

 

GEORGE W BUSH

 

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know

if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is

either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

 

 

COLIN POWELL

 

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image

of the chicken crossing the road.

 

 

TONY BLAIR

 

I agree with George.

 

 

HANS BLIX

 

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been

allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

 

DR SEUSS

 

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road,

but why it crossed I've not been told

 

 

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

 

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads

without having their motives called into question.

 

 

GRANDPA

 

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody

told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 

 

RONALD REAGAN

 

What chicken?

 

 

SIGMUND FREUD

 

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the

road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

 

BILL GATES

 

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your

important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet

Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.

 

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN

 

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath

the chicken?

 

 

BILL CLINTON

 

What is your definition of chicken?

 

 

THE BIBLE

 

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT

CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was

rejoicing.

 

 

COLONEL SANDERS

 

Did I miss one?

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