I'm in trouble

[teabag]

My Mum just walked into my bedroom

 

and i had my dress round my ankles flicking myself off to gay porn

 

she didnt say anything except to criticise the number of beer cans round my ankles

 

what do i do?

[Guest]

tell her u'll drink less in future.

 

failing that, buy your own flat you tight bitch

[LiquidEyes]

LOL

 

I was going to suggest this was one for "serious issues & debates". Then I realised it was already there.

 

QUOTE

failing that, buy your own flat you tight bitch

How do you know Mr Happy?

[Phil B]

tell her to knock before she comes in next time

[russelldust]

no doubt you are still flicking the bean four hours later teabag you horny devil...

 

tell your mum not to worry, you were doing friction experiments...

[Lisa]

gay porn??? gay as in two guys or two girls??

[paula]

u need a do not disurb sign on ya door

[tronicz]

were the cans empty or full?....if they were full,i dont blame her for criticising you

[Shaney_R]

Bravo Bravo, well done teabag, let us know if ya need a couple of extra fingers 2 borrow in future.

[Alex]

QUOTE (teabag @ Jun 6 2004, 01:24)

My Mum just walked into my bedroom and i had my dress round my ankles flicking myself off to gay porn she didnt say anything except to criticise the number of beer cans round my ankles what do i do?

Throw the beer cans away you scruffy git.

[teabag]

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Jun 6 2004, 13:34)

Bravo Bravo, well done teabag, let us know if ya need a couple of extra fingers 2 borrow in future.

your scruttocks would be far preferable to fingy action

 

[russelldust]

scruttocks being?

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jun 6 2004, 08:44)

gay porn??? gay as in two guys or two girls??

... or a gay man and a lezzer? (technically that would be gay porn)

[russelldust]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Jun 6 2004, 20:49)

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jun 6 2004, 08:44) gay porn??? gay as in two guys or two girls??   ... or a gay man and a lezzer? (technically that would be gay porn) god I love slang...   lezzer... that's a corker   gaylord is another quality one.   Would it still be gay if the gaylord and lezzer were getting it on?

[LiquidEyes]

Yep, "gaylord" is one of the all-time classic insults.

 

I reckon that if a sausage-jockey and a carpet-muncher got it on, it wouldn't be a gay sex act; however I think it would still be "gay porn" insofar as the cast are both gay.

Edited June 6, 2004 by LiquidEyes