CTW Members Chell_sat_on_a_rock Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 I was in work earlier and 2 of the lads were talkin about snappin their banjo strings... i cud not stop laffin! Have ne of the guys on here snapped their banjo's and if so how did u do it? Quote Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Littlemissclubbindiva Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 i know this is for the ladz, but i just thought i'd share my experience with u.waz shaggin my ex n he snapped his, n the cheecky cunt thought it waz me bleeding lol. wasnt funny tho, coz we couldn't hav sex for a few weeks afta cos it hurt too much, i wouldn't have minded but it wasnt even mad sex, these blokes hey Quote I wanna snort cocaine on the breakfast tray... I wanna get twisted. Do u fuk as well as u dance??? msn shuffle69shuffle@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted May 20, 2003 Littlemissclubbindiva said: i know this is for the ladz, but i just thought i'd share my experience with u.waz shaggin my ex n he snapped his, n the cheecky cunt thought it waz me bleeding lol. wasnt funny tho, coz we couldn't hav sex for a few weeks afta cos it hurt too much, i wouldn't have minded but it wasnt even mad sex, these blokes hey exactly the same thing happened with me & an X!! blood everywhere.. made feel queezy!!!! must hurt eh!!!!!!!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 never happened to me yet thank [censored], but it is supposed to hurt like [censored] Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Keiran Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 my mate snapped his shaggin his gf about 3weeks ago n still cant have sex cos it keeps bleedin when he tries! he lost his job cos he'd already had time off sick n they said if he didnt come in he'd get sacked. obviously his bleeding penis was more important at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 Reckon itd hurt but id rather not have one to be honest!! get rid is what i say they have no purpose anyway!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Chell_sat_on_a_rock Posted May 20, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 LOL my mate @ work snapped his cos sum bint jumped on it in the back of his car he coverd it with a sock and it dried to his cock- he had to wait to go to the doctors the nxt mornin where he had to av it surgically removed Quote Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted May 20, 2003 Chell_sat_on_a_rock said: LOL my mate @ work snapped his cos sum bint jumped on it in the back of his car he coverd it with a sock and it dried to his cock- he had to wait to go to the doctors the nxt mornin where he had to av it surgically removed did he not think to try a luke warm bath, soak it off!!??? Hope the sock was clean!!!!!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 ur vermin! how many smut posts can u make please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Chell_sat_on_a_rock Posted May 20, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 Who u callin vermin Quote Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music sway, down at fraggle rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 Happened to me about 12 years ago... My [censored] god does it hurt... It's the shock and the time it takes to recover from it... Hurts like hell when you piss as well... I just cringed reading this post, but had to reply... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dogz Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted May 20, 2003 Yep, I've snapped mine too and it does hurt like [censored]. The worst think was not knowing where the [censored] all the blood was comming from. I also though it was my bird who i was shaggin at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Dani Babyboo Posted May 20, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted May 20, 2003 ouch is all i can say!! Quote 🎧20,000 Hardcore members, I say the future is ours🎧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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