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jon_m

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The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my

> > girl-a-friend,I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She

>floatsa

> > 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

> >

> > The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze

>love

> > with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze

>soles

> > of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in

>pure

> > ecstasy".

> >

> > The Yorkshireman says, "Thats nowt'. When Ive finished shagging our lass

 

>I

> > gerrout t'bed, walk over t'window and wipe me knob on t'curtain - She

>hits

> > fockin' roof.

 

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