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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

> But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

>

> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

> empty and so is your head.

>

> Of loving beauty you float with grace

> If only you could hide your face

> I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother

>

> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

> This describes everything you are NOT

>

> I want to feel your sweet embrace

> But don't take that paper bag off of your face

>

> I love your smile, your face, your eyes-

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>

> Every time I see your face

> I wish I were in outer space

>

> I saw your face as you walked by

> But then I saw a better guy

>

> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life

>

> I see your face when I am dreaming

> That's why I always wake up screaming

>

> My love you take my breath away

> What have you stepped in to smell this way

>

> My feelings for you no words can tell

> Except for maybe "Go to hell"

>

> What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime

 

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com  Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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