Dad jokes

[Guest Kether]

-Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Your Dad

-Your Dad who?

-Your dad is gay

Edited June 9, 2004 by Kether

[Alex]

Why did the Dad cross the road?

 

Because he was stapled to the Chicken.

[Guest Kether]

My dad had a jumper, it looked shit. Edited June 9, 2004 by Kether

[Stu]

my dad's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat.

 

it looks shiiiiiiiit.

 

(actually, my Dad's not even a dustman )

[teabag]

my Dad's a lavatory cleaner

he works all day and night

and when he comes home in the evening

he feet are all covered in shite

[Alex]

What's brown and sticky?

 

Teabags Dad after a hard day's poop smithing.

[Stu]

my Dad's a professor

he gives lectures and lessons

and when he comes home in the evening

his feet are all covered in shite

[teabag]

QUOTE (Stu @ Jun 9 2004, 14:48)

my Dad's a professor he gives lectures and lessons and when he comes home in the evening his feet are all covered in shite

from stamping on students?

[Guest Kether]

My dad has no nose!

How does he smell?

Awful

[teabag]

My Dad really hates all this sex on the telly

 

he keeps falling off

[Guest Kether]

Don't shag your dad.

[Magic Pants]

too late