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OK boys and girl...what (in your opinion) is the worst term for masterbating?


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Mr_Ginge said:

Pulling your pudding,

Yanking the plank,

Playing pocket pool,

Choking the trouser snake,

Bashing the bishop,

Stroking the salami,

Shagging Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters.

spank the monkey

 

 

But for the girls....theres not many that I've heard apart from ...

 

Flicking the bean,

Playing with the peanut,

Riding the 5 humped camel

smack the pony

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the worst term for masturbating i've ever seen is "masterbating"

 

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it was "Double clicking your mouse" mate

 

 

best one for blokes that i have heard is shaking hands with the guvnor of love

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alasdairm said:

the worst term for masturbating i've ever seen is "masterbating"

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Glad I'm not the only pedantic git to notice that one! smile.gif

 

My favourite expression for the girls is "playing the one-string guitar"!

Or for when a bloke helps her out: "feeding the horse". grin.gif

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Bashing the Bishop

Choking the Chicken

Avin a Chop

5 Knuckle Shuffle

Meeting Pam & her 5 sisters

Knocking one out

 

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