CTW Members Jimmy Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 my heads up my arse still from the weekend so Im leavin it upto u guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members MrBagginz Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 There was a young boy named Andy, He went to order a Shandy, The barman said how old are you, Andy said just call me Dru, Before I do a poo, all over you. ummmm...he never got served anyway. Sorry kinda fell apart towards the end, but there you go, Andy Whitby's first pub experience in a nutshell. Love you man!!!! Quote The adventures of... C_yall_bagginz_238@Hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 19, 2003 Mr Moo done a poo in the loo which he should never do. Maria likes to wank in a bank which is skank and completely rank. James is gay and shags in hay during the day usually in may. Jonm is large like a barge and likes marge very very much. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted June 19, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 mr moo likes to sniff glue while doin a poo and gettin head off a kangaroo in a public loo I am the next Robert Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 19, 2003 Captain Cunted is always munted but never shunted like a train. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 There was once a fat old bastard from Romford, Who used to sit about doin [censored] all, other than eat custard. Urmmmm im [censored] @ them HERE WE GO: Creamys a cunt his birds a munt cunt cunt cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 19, 2003 Tara is a minger who wants to be a singer but will neverbe because shes rubbish. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 19, 2003 Mr Moo is vain and looks like a train in the rain and is lame. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 19, 2003 Creamy is fit and every bird thinks so. Doesn't rhyme but makes sense. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 CreamyC said: Tara is a minger who wants to be a singer but will neverbe because shes rubbish. PMSL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 Here ye lives a fat old cunt from the south east Who used to get his end away usin water and yeast He made it to strong, choked on his own chong, and was found with his ....... (complete) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 19, 2003 .... dick in a thong. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 No, its gotta rhyme with the 1st sentences last word. EAST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted June 19, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 nob in a beast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted June 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 19, 2003 Mr_Moo said: Here ye lives a fat old cunt from the south east Who used to get his end away usin water and yeast He made it to strong, choked on his own chong, and was found with his cock in a beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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