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At least my "poems" have got a "set".

 

(They bounce along gracefully.)

 

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Oh...and sorry about dragging parents into it. lol.gifevil_laugh.giflol.gifevil_laugh.gif

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there was a girl called maria

who had smelly diarrhoea..

 

she had shitty nicks

to her pubes they would stick

 

& no one wanted to go near her!!!!

 

Techno, Techno, Techno

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miss_diddy said:

there was a girl called maria

who had smelly diarrhoea..

 

she had shitty nicks

to her pubes they would stick

 

& no one wanted to go near her!!!!

 

true laugh.gif

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Maria said:

Misses diddy makes me giddy,

she's a silly little munter.

She can't cook.

Coz she's a fat fook,

Even Mr P says she's a munter!

 

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Techno, Techno, Techno

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therew as a guy called james

who always played a silly game shame.gif

 

he had a gun

which he found good fun

 

but its a camera so hang ur head in shame!!

Techno, Techno, Techno

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As part of my mission to do no work during my last week at work, I have come up with this. A poem for Maria, inspired by another post I saw. It is set to the music of "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails

 

I phoned NTL today

To see if I am connected

I hung up the phone

When I found I got Maria

 

What is going on

My telephone

Everyone I call

Hangs up in the end

 

I sit here by my phone

Waiting for a call

It never seems to come

Where are all my friends?

 

What is going on

My telephone

Everyone I call

Hangs up in the end

 

And you could have it all

My telephone bill

But I don't spend that much

And no-one ever calls me.

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Hmmm....

 

Quick and cacky... But here goes....

 

In a little part of cyber-space,

A discussion site was held,

And on this thread of spiders nest

A creamy chap did hold.

 

For controversy was his game,

But oft' he'd simply say,

"This is what I fookin' think!

Just deal with it, okay?"

 

With the powers of an almighty mod,

Our hero did upset many,

Some would say he was just a cunt,

Others simply funny.

 

But in essence he was just a guy

To aid us all - the members,

Community in his heart of hearts,

His love he always sent us.

w: www.bukeytheloon.com
e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com
msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com

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