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The Ejaculator !!!


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where do u find these sites????????? not one for the girls then. had a look though and iv killed 2600 kittens, not bad for a bird!!!!!!

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The Ejaculator!

 

You have made 1729.9479166667 gallons and 14437.114263542 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 184.52777777778 football fields!

You have killed approximately 119,574,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 664300 kittens.

 

 

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You have made 67708.333333333 gallons and 565053.39583333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 3611.1111111111 football fields!

You have killed approximately 2,340,000,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 13000000 kittens.

 

 

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You have made 253.90625 gallons and 2118.950234375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 18.055555555556 football fields!

You have killed approximately 11,700,000,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 65000 kittens.

 

 

 

 

and u say the kid's only 16??? shocked.gif

 

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