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use your fingers

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it's like when your hand goes to sleep mid-wank.. not that i'd know about it going to sleep mid-wank.

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spunkmonkey said:

it's like when your hand goes to sleep mid-wank.. not that i'd know about it going to sleep mid-wank.

yeah you dont last long enough for it to go sleep

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shocked.gif what is it with people today?! everyone's having a go at me all at once, it aint right ! disappointed.gif and anyway, I can hold my own for long enough, actually.
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you can change your moblie into a vibrater and it just vibs no need to ring it

 

1:text GO KITTY to 87121 (will add £1.50 to your bill)

2:receive a message with a wap link follow this link and it will ask to install kitty

3:once installed you will b asked to open it press no and go back to the main screen using the hang up button(nokia phones arent programed to vibrate when a call is in progress)

now follow the start purring kitty instructions and away you go!!!

4:you will receive 2 more messages at £1.50 but thats it

 

only works on nokia sharp and siemens phones!!!!

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Maybe possible business opportunity- well instaed of having pizza/chinese/etc delivery business- a vibrator delivery business

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Highlander said:

you can change your moblie into a vibrater and it just vibs no need to ring it

 

1:text GO KITTY to 87121 (will add £1.50 to your bill)

2:receive a message with a wap link follow this link and it will ask to install kitty

3:once installed you will b asked to open it press no and go back to the main screen using the hang up button(nokia phones arent programed to vibrate when a call is in progress)

now follow the start purring kitty instructions and away you go!!!

4:you will receive 2 more messages at £1.50 but thats it

 

only works on nokia sharp and siemens phones!!!!

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i've got a siemens fone, think thats one to remember in times of emergency and battery rationing! hump.gif

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Highlander said:

you can change your moblie into a vibrater and it just vibs no need to ring it

 

1:text GO KITTY to 87121 (will add £1.50 to your bill)

2:receive a message with a wap link follow this link and it will ask to install kitty

3:once installed you will b asked to open it press no and go back to the main screen using the hang up button(nokia phones arent programed to vibrate when a call is in progress)

now follow the start purring kitty instructions and away you go!!!

4:you will receive 2 more messages at £1.50 but thats it

 

only works on nokia sharp and siemens phones!!!!

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trust u to bring summat phone wise into the smut forum! hump.gif

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dondo said:

Maybe possible business opportunity- well instaed of having pizza/chinese/etc delivery business- a vibrator delivery business

that has got to be the best idea a blokes ever had!!!! thumbs.gifbiggrin.gif

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cyberdonkey said:

dondo said:

Maybe possible business opportunity- well instaed of having pizza/chinese/etc delivery business- a vibrator delivery business

that has got to be the best idea a blokes ever had!!!! thumbs.gifbiggrin.gif

 

Why thank you- but have thought maybe one snag- if delivery driver is fit bloke he might not get away from lady in question as she may forget vibro and go for him. Thus he wouldnt get many deliveries done

 

Will just get some of the ugly blokes from CTW to do job and won't be problem!

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