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Phil rr

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my neighbours cat is scared of vodka. this may go for the entire cat species, or maybe he just doesn't drink shrug.giflaugh.gif

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That most of my client's are lying bastards.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Capn, didn't u know that b4, and what did u learn today so that u only know it now?

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Phil_raa said:

Capn, didn't u know that b4, and what did u learn today so that u only know it now?

 

My future self travelled back through time to tell me its not possible. I have to believe the future me, well because he's from the future. They are bound to know better.

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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i knew my job was crap 2 years ago rolleyes.gif u like ur job then? grin.gif

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Capn_Jack said:

My future self travelled back through time to tell me its not possible. I have to believe the future me, well because he's from the future. They are bound to know better.

 

did he mention nething about the hat?

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you learn summat new every day so i thought id share this one with u all------

a crocodile cant move its tongue or chew, but its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail!!!!!!!!

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a piece of useless infomation 4 u all

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that i dont need to buy anything anymore, i can get it secondhand freebies off ctw!

 

yeh!

 

and that actually, i am good at piano, as i have been put onto piano pieces for 1-2 grade and i didnt even know it!

whoopie!

so, even tho im a learner, im doing well

 

*fuk off creamy*, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

 

 

hey phil, wots green and goes red in a blender>?

why does your mum always buy crap pop?!

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