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ahaha so funny.

 

Had some of the usual everyday spam and had some from dating sites! So had a look at some of the profiles..

 

Hi there!! My name is Damon. I am good looking, sociable, outgoing and romantic guy. Amongst other things, I like to play sports, go cycling, go for a walk in the country, cook and read. I am also not averse to the odd pint down the pub. I am looking for a an outgoing chatty lady, who is inntelligent but has her scatty moments, to enjoy walks in the countryside and nice meals in/out !

 

Then there is..

 

I AM AN HONEST CARING AND SENSITIVE INDIVIDUAL WHO IS SPONTANIOUS FUN LOVING AND VERY YOUNG AT HEART. I LOVE GOING OUT TO PUBS AND RESTUARANTS AND OCCASIONALLY CLUBS AND ALSO GOING AWAY TO PEACEFUL AND SCENIC AND SOMETIMES LIVELY LOCATIONS. I BELIEVE IN TREATING A LADY LIKE A LADY AND CAN BE A ROMANTIC LOVING THE ODD COZY CANDLE LIT NIGHT IN . I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR AND AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SIMULAR WHO CAN ALSO BE A CARING LOVING SOUL MATE!

 

^^ This guy really wants to let ppl know he is available!

 

Oh how sweet. My heart bleeds.

 

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Blink said:

any I can find...

 

I run up one hell of a credit card bill, and phone bill too

 

Blink... Sorry to break this to ya mate. Those aren't dating sites. You're never gonna get anywhere with them girls that take their clothes off on screen for ya. And no matter what they say, you're not the only one watching them.

 

Sorry mate. Someone had to tell ya.

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Bukey said:

Blink said:

any I can find...

 

I run up one hell of a credit card bill, and phone bill too

 

Blink... Sorry to break this to ya mate. Those aren't dating sites. You're never gonna get anywhere with them girls that take their clothes off on screen for ya. And no matter what they say, you're not the only one watching them.

 

Sorry mate. Someone had to tell ya.

 

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Bukey said:

Blink... Sorry to break this to ya mate. Those aren't dating sites. You're never gonna get anywhere with them girls that take their clothes off on screen for ya. And no matter what they say, you're not the only one watching them.

 

Sorry mate. Someone had to tell ya.

 

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But I'm lonely

 

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Blink said:

Bukey said:

Blink... Sorry to break this to ya mate. Those aren't dating sites. You're never gonna get anywhere with them girls that take their clothes off on screen for ya. And no matter what they say, you're not the only one watching them.

 

Sorry mate. Someone had to tell ya.

 

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But I'm lonely

 

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Sorry matey.... Someone had to tell ya... It was cutting us up watching you follow it through like a 19 year old still believing in the Tooth Fairy....

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Maria said:

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Get on the dating sites dude, im sure there are loads of other ppl out there saying the same thing !

 

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Yup... Get yourself to some proper ones - there's gotta be someone out there for ya. And I know a few people that have met b/fs g/fs through dating sites - it maximises your chances, so go for it! thumbs.gif

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