CTW DJs Tony P Posted June 27, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted June 27, 2003 A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap 1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 single frozen dinner The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, Single, eh? The girl smiles sheepishly and while playing with her hair Flirtaicously, replies "How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're fucken minging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted June 27, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted June 27, 2003 Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Snez Posted June 27, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 27, 2003 hahaha Quote One Day I woke Up, And I Realised That My Mind Wasn't Mine Anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted June 27, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 27, 2003 hehehehehehe thats a good 1!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted June 27, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted June 27, 2003 Quality!! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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