get a new name!!

[Lisa]

Go on... have a silly moment

 

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness

 

to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful

days than not.

 

Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions to find your new

name.

 

 

 

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants

And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

 

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

 

 

 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

 

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim

j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober

p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey

v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of

your new last name:

 

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

 

 

 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of

your new last name:

 

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney

p = biscuits q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

 

 

 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts

[squeakage]

Crusty Toilet Brain

 

Edited June 16, 2004 by squeakage

[ChrisT]

What if ya name is Ty Day? what do you do?

[Guest]

Loopy Girdle Lips.

 

Mmmm noice.

[Tara]

Loopy giggle buns. I like it.

[Dawn]

Oprah Livertush

 

Or

 

Oprah Bubbletush

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think i'd best revert to my maiden name

[Shaney_R]

Poopsie ChickenChunks

 

Niiiiiceeeeeeeeee

[Guest]

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Jun 16 2004, 23:53)

Poopsie ChickenChunks Niiiiiceeeeeeeeee

'Very Niiiiice'

 

[Shaney_R]

I like it a very much

 

But she shit on a ma bike

 

but it is ok

its a fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tronicz]

zippy bubbletush............hmm maybe i`ll get used to it in time

[Guest]

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Jun 17 2004, 00:06)

I like it a very much But she shit on a ma bike but it is ok its a fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaney, what was that thing Ed was saying about that bird ...

 

"Mya name is, Morrica" or something ? :S

 

FUNNY AS FECK !

 

 

Why don't you all come and move down by me. Id love the entertainment !

[Shaney_R]

Why dont u come up here, u all have funny silly accent down there!

 

[Guest]

Very true !

 

"SPONGE MUSH !"

 

 

[LiamStyles]

Poopsie Gigglefanny

 

ooooooooooooooh

[Guest]

QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Jun 17 2004, 00:29)

Poopsie Gigglefanny ooooooooooooooh

Very Irish