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IS [censored] SMOKING IN THE BACK GARDEN AND IT'S DRIFTING THROUGH MY [censored] DOOR AND I'M GETTING [censored] NOSEFULS OF [censored] FAG SMOKE angryfire.gif

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Moi 2.

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Phil, I sympathise. I don't let anyone smoke in my flat. I even bollock my girlfriend if any of her fag smoke drifts in from outside! laugh.gif

 

Once I bollocked a builder for smoking in my flat. He was half-way through replacing one of the windows in the bedroom, so there was basically a big hole in the wall. Anyway, cheeky bastard sparks up. I smelt it from the next room, despite the ventilation, so I went round and told him to get rid of it - "Oy, I don't even let my girlfriend smoke in here, let alone you, you fat cheeky bastard".

 

Okay, I might not have called him fat.

Or a bastard.

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actually wouldn';t midn it soo much if this housemate wasn't a complete self loving tosser who loves himself and his opinions, yells at the football and thinks clubbers are wierd music twats.

 

but he's a nob who i don't like speaking to. and he;'s got a *cleanliness fetish*. really.

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L/E's: Do u have a life?

 

Phil, wasnt u smoking dope/weed @ Jays?

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liquideyes said:

Phil, I sympathise. I don't let anyone smoke in my flat. I even bollock my girlfriend if any of her fag smoke drifts in from outside! laugh.gif

 

Once I bollocked a builder for smoking in my flat. He was half-way through replacing one of the windows in the bedroom, so there was basically a big hole in the wall. Anyway, cheeky bastard sparks up. I smelt it from the next room, despite the ventilation, so I went round and told him to get rid of it - "Oy, I don't even let my girlfriend smoke in here, let alone you, you fat cheeky bastard".

 

Okay, I might not have called him fat.

Or a bastard.

 

So you just called him cheeky? You're lucky he never made you his girlfriend....

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OMFG!!!!!!!! lol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.gif

 

LEGENDARY SPEECH!

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Moo - i think i hd 2 tokes on it

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Then u was stoned?

 

laugh.gif;)

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i wasnt stoned :P

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Phil_raa said:

IS [censored] SMOKING IN THE BACK GARDEN AND IT'S DRIFTING THROUGH MY [censored] DOOR AND I'M GETTING [censored] NOSEFULS OF [censored] FAG SMOKE angryfire.gif

 

Smokers are cunts, they have no respect for the non smokers and thats just [censored] wrong.

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