CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 9, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted July 9, 2003 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE... 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends" 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to send you jokes from the net. 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9 I just sent the above to my mum via e:mail in work, to which she replied (whihc made me laugh so much coz it's true).. YOU REALISE YOU ARE LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY WHEN: 1. YOU E-MAIL YR SERVANT (MUM) TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM 2. AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT 3. YOU EMAIL HER FROM YOUR BEDROOM TO MAKE YOU A CUP OF TEA 4. AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT 5. YOU ASK HER TO PICK YOU UP FROM WORK WHICH TAKES YOU 5 MINS TO WALK AND TAKES HER 15MINS TO GET THERE AND BACK 6 AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT AND LASTLY YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK HER.......HEY MUM DO I TAKE SUGAR IN MY TEA hahah woo my mums ace. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Photographers Crill Posted July 10, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted July 10, 2003 The sad thing is I've done quite a few of these on numerous occasions. I always do the dial 9 when I'm at home...Pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted July 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 13, 2003 u try to change tv channel using ur mobile phone. (or is that a sign I'm loosing it, more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted July 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 13, 2003 Hehehe i like your mum's replies - excellent, particularly the one about you having to ask if you take sugar in your tea lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Ian Cashman Posted July 13, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted July 13, 2003 life in 2003 Fitter, happier, more productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (No more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient better driver A safer car (Baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (No bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (Never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (Enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (Also on Sundays) No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish - at a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (Pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tires that grip in the wet (Shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick That's driven into frozen winter [censored] (The ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter Healthier and more productive A pig in a cage on antibiotics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted July 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 13, 2003 huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 13, 2003 Author CTW Moderators Share Posted July 13, 2003 Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members xpaulax Posted July 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 13, 2003 Quote sarcasm is the lowest form off wit. if wit was [censored] you would be constipated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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