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My mum is FUCKING ACE


Maria

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She always sends me the best emails in work to entertain my shift.

 

YOU REALISE YOU ARE LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY WHEN:

 

1. YOU E-MAIL YR SERVANT (MUM) TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

 

2. AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT

 

3. YOU EMAIL HER FROM YOUR BEDROOM TO MAKE YOU A CUP OF TEA

 

4. AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT

 

5. YOU ASK HER TO PICK YOU UP FROM WORK WHICH TAKES YOU 5 MINS TO WALK AND TAKES HER 15MINS TO GET THERE AND BACK

 

6 AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT

 

AND LASTLY YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK HER.......HEY MUM DO I TAKE SUGAR IN MY TEA

 

I love you mama!

 

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will she adopt me mawia???????? grin.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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cry.gifcry.gif i'll stay a fooking orphan then!!!!!!! cry.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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