CTW Admin James Posted July 10, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted July 10, 2003 > A Kiwi farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. > >After Several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting > >pregnant, and calls the vet for help. The vet tells him that he should > >try artificial insemination. > > > >The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not > >wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how will he know > >when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop > >standing around, and instead will lie down and wallow in the grass when > >they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. > > > >He comes to the conclusion, that artificial insemination means he has > >to impregnate the sheep. So he loads the sheep into his Landrover, > >drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back > >and goes to bed. > > > >Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are > >still standing around, he deduces that he first try didn't take, and he > >loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out into the woods, > >bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to > >bed. > > > >Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. > >One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive > >them out to the woods. He spends all day servicing the sheep, and upon > >returning home, falls listlessly into bed. > > > >The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed, to look at > >the sheep. He asks his wife to look out the window, and tell him if the > >sheep are lying in the grass............. > > > > > > > > > >"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover, and one of them is > >beeping the horn!!!!' > Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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