CTW Members ScaryClaire Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 hadn't been feeling too well lately, so his loving wife made an appointment for him with their family doctor. She asked the doctor to let her know immediately if the prognosis was unfavourable, she would break the news gently to her husband. Later that day, the doctor phoned. It was very bad; as a matter of fact it was much worse than he originally thought - her husband had less than twenty-four hours to live. The only blessing was that when he went, it would be quick and painless. Mrs Jones decided that this last night would be the most wonderful night of her husbands life. She prepared his favourite meal and met him at the door with his favourite cocktail in hand. After an exisite meal, they retired to the darkend bedroom for an after-dinner drink. Mrs Jones put on her sexiest nightgown and perfume and approached her husband "Whatever you want to do, whatever fantasies you have, tonight is the night to fulfil them" They made wild passionate love. "That was great" said Mr Jones. "Let's do it again" So they did, and he said "That was even better. Let's do it again!" "That's easy for you to say" said his wife "You don't have to get up in the morning!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 jokes forum? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members CybrSpike Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 get that handbag out DC Quote Tweak Them Titasons Good Darts Les MSN: sephiroth1509@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 Claire DC said: jokes forum? Once a Mod always a mod Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 nooooooo wasnt meant nastily... just observation and a note for it to be moved and etc etc why ami explain myself to you my spike? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 Capn_Jack said: Claire DC said: jokes forum? Once a Mod always a mod well... u know... i was only away 5 weeks Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members CybrSpike Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 cause i am a cheeky fooka, but u knew that anyway! Tidyboard is all too clicky lately dunt ya think Quote Tweak Them Titasons Good Darts Les MSN: sephiroth1509@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 not been on for a while babe, tho when i do go on i always manage to speak to everyone... maybe its just u Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted July 11, 2003 Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 i prefer a black or denim one if you have one Maria? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Phil rr Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 i gave scary the 'ok' to put it here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted July 11, 2003 *slap* Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 Phil_raa said: i gave scary the 'ok' to put it here and who made u god raa? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members CybrSpike Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 Claire DC said: not been on for a while babe, tho when i do go on i always manage to speak to everyone... maybe its just u yeah probably! Quote Tweak Them Titasons Good Darts Les MSN: sephiroth1509@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted July 11, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 11, 2003 CybrSpike said: Claire DC said: not been on for a while babe, tho when i do go on i always manage to speak to everyone... maybe its just u yeah probably! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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