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hadn't been feeling too well lately, so his loving wife made an appointment for him with their family doctor. She asked the doctor to let her know immediately if the prognosis was unfavourable, she would break the news gently to her husband.

 

Later that day, the doctor phoned. It was very bad; as a matter of fact it was much worse than he originally thought - her husband had less than twenty-four hours to live. The only blessing was that when he went, it would be quick and painless.

 

Mrs Jones decided that this last night would be the most wonderful night of her husbands life. She prepared his favourite meal and met him at the door with his favourite cocktail in hand. After an exisite meal, they retired to the darkend bedroom for an after-dinner drink. Mrs Jones put on her sexiest nightgown and perfume and approached her husband "Whatever you want to do, whatever fantasies you have, tonight is the night to fulfil them"

 

They made wild passionate love. "That was great" said Mr Jones. "Let's do it again" So they did, and he said "That was even better. Let's do it again!"

 

"That's easy for you to say" said his wife "You don't have to get up in the morning!!" yawn.gifevil_laugh.gif

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nooooooo wasnt meant nastily... just observation and a note for it to be moved and etc etc why ami explain myself to you my spike? laugh.gif

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Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

rotfl.gif jokes forum?

 

Once a Mod always a mod rolleyes.gifwink.gif

 

well... u know... i was only away 5 weeks laugh.gif

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not been on for a while babe, tho when i do go on i always manage to speak to everyone... maybe its just u wink.giflol.gifheartbeat.gif

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i gave scary the 'ok' to put it here sorry.gif

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CybrSpike said:

Claire DC said:

not been on for a while babe, tho when i do go on i always manage to speak to everyone... maybe its just u wink.giflol.gifheartbeat.gif

 

yeah probably!

 

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