CTW Members marias mum Posted July 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 12, 2003 A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your girlfriend running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted July 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 12, 2003 quality joke will u be my mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members marias mum Posted July 12, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted July 12, 2003 jon_m said: quality joke will u be my mum? hmmmmmm let me think NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted July 12, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 12, 2003 nice 1 marias mum he will only try it on wiv u like he wants 2 with my mum!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members jon_m Posted July 13, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 13, 2003 tidy_tart said: nice 1 marias mum he will only try it on wiv u like he wants 2 with my mum!!! BUSTED!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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