went shopping

[paula]

earlier, with my t shirt inside out

[Guest Don]

I did exactly the same thing, but with my boxers outside my trousers....

[dissolved girl]

I walked to the local shop a few days ago, after having pulled on some jeans I found on the bedroom floor, and halfway there whilst crossing a busy road a pair of dirty knickers fell out the bottom of my jeans and I had to pick them up nonchalantly as smirking drivers whizzed past

[paula]

you two just made me feel loads better

[Lisa]

hahahha at dissolved girl, almost as bad as tucking your skirt in your knickers

 

My mate got on the bus one day & couldnt work out why the driver was smiling so much, til she sat down & realised her left tit was hanging out of her vest top

[Guest nursenancy]

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jun 19 2004, 13:29)

I walked to the local shop a few days ago, after having pulled on some jeans I found on the bedroom floor, and halfway there whilst crossing a busy road a pair of dirty knickers fell out the bottom of my jeans and I had to pick them up nonchalantly as smirking drivers whizzed past

this is a bit sick but a cupple of years ago one of my close friends was caught short whilst staying the night with her ill grandfather.....

 

the next morning she decided to substitute her knickers with a thick wedge of andrex whilst walking to the shop for sanitary towels, during the walk from the place in the cue to the till she too felt something slide out of the bottom of her trousers and to her dismay there stareing up towards her was a soggen red rag, which she said she attempted to slyly kicked under the counter, but it had insisted in getting stuck on the end of her pointy shoe

 

 

her nickname is andrex now, and wen anyone asks why she begs us not to tell

 

 

moral of the story...always carry a tampon girlies

[Lisa]

eww grim!!

[Guest nursenancy]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jun 19 2004, 15:05)

eww grim!!

grim as fuck lisa id say

[Lisa]

thought I was a twat when, I was walking round asda & my breast pad fell out, walked quickly away from it & then at the til some old gran came up *s'cuse me love, you dropped this* handing me a milk sodden tit pad but your mates tops em all!!!

[Guest nursenancy]

lmao @brest sodden milk pad

 

the joys of being a woman eh

[Guest Don]

Paula - see what you have done? Innocently posting up about t-shirts being worn inside out, and now I have metal pictures of wads of menstral toilet paper...

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (nursenancy @ Jun 19 2004, 15:05)

moral of the story...always carry a tampon girlies

 

don't wear pointy shoes

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (paula @ Jun 19 2004, 13:25)

earlier, with my t shirt inside out

in china, that's what the kids call "dope"

[paula]

a goodnight out with no sleep is what i would call it

 

hey don, most people have mental , how come u get metal 1`s?

[Guest nursenancy]

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Jun 19 2004, 18:47)

QUOTE (nursenancy @ Jun 19 2004, 15:05) moral of the story...always carry a tampon girlies   don't wear pointy shoes yeah   that too