CTW Members Tomo Posted July 17, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 17, 2003 So then Jordan, tell us about yourself..... My name is Jordan I am 26 and three quarters I live in Brighton I have a cat it is called fluffy it is nice. And your lovelife? I don’t like boys I had a boyfriend he was called Gareth he tried to kiss me at the NME on the lips it was horrid I hate him he smells. Have you eva wore clothes? Yes one time my granny died I was sad I cried the vicar put her in the ground there was ham sandwiches and sausage rolls and cake and crisps it was nice she was a communist. Do you have any freinds? Yes my best friend is Lisa Lashes we go out to play she let me look down her pants I saw her foofoo I showed her my foofoo. What do you do with Lisa? We crashed a car after Lisa gave me too many sweety pills and a man from the AA with a fly on his head picked us up. And pet hates? I don’t like John Peel I hate him lots all the others think John Peel is nice I hate him Lisa says he did a poo in his pants and a wee. He smells. Gareth likes John Peel I don’t like Gareth and I don’t like John Peel they are smelly fat pigs. I have big tits no women likes my big tits its not fair. Jordan Katie Price, 26, Brighton. Quote http://www.clubithard.com/FORUM/index.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 18, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted July 18, 2003 She has MAHOOOOSIVE baps. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Spunkmonkey Posted July 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 18, 2003 Maria said: She has MAHOOOOSIVE baps. i would have said u were jealous, but i know nobody could be without being some sort of well, sick minded person... you could use 'em as bloody water wings fer fooks sake ! mingin' plasticated lumps of skin, with nipples... not good... unless you like that sort of fing of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 18, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted July 18, 2003 Of course im jelous. Id love bigger baps. But only if they grew naturally. Although the chances of that happening, are slim Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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