CTW Photographers Crill Posted July 18, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted July 18, 2003 Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?" Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club." God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left. He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?" Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his right. Finally, he turns to Wayne Rooney , "and you, Wayne , what do you believe?" "I believe" says Rooney "you're sitting in my seat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members sentialSteve Posted July 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 18, 2003 yeah, whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Rick D Posted July 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 19, 2003 Who's Wayne Rooney??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted July 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 19, 2003 Crill said: "I believe" says Rooney "you're sitting in my seat." God replies, "You self-opinionated, jumped-up little [censored]. You think of yourself and no-one else. You see in your relection a God, which whilst some may admire you, no-one else actually sees that you're a divine being. Fook off to hell!" Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted July 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 19, 2003 god replies - ur the next paul gascoigne and in 5 years time ul bee too fat to play football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted July 21, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 21, 2003 rickd said: Who's Wayne Rooney??? Page 3 Girl. Great tits. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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