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a possible DARWIN AWARD nomination??


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jon_m said:

just read it again!! takes effort!! but not funny anyway!

 

funny isnt it..the very same thing cud be sed for u!

 

it is funny, wen u read the actual extract fom the paper..it was hilarious, this guy basically follwed his girl online as another screen name, and eventually she fell for his trap screenname and told him she was leaving him for this fake "mr J"....so he killed himself...still cracks me up

 

but i ran outta crack..bin on the dried plaster from the cracks in the walls... frown.gif

why does your mum always buy crap pop?!

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Blink said:

He should have arranged to meet up with her, that would have been funny

 

This reminds me of the words to the song "Babooshka" by Kate Bush.

 

She wanted to test her husband.

She knew exactly what to do:

A pseudonym to fool him.

She couldn't have made a worse move.

 

She sent him scented letters,

And he received them with a strange delight.

Just like his wife

But how she was before the tears,

And how she was before the years flew by,

And how she was when she was beautiful.

She signed the letter

 

 

"All yours,

Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya!

All yours,

Babooshka, Babooshka, Babooshka-ya-ya!"

 

 

She wanted to take it further,

So she arranged a place to go,

To see if he

Would fall for her incognito.

And when he laid eyes on her,

He got the feeling they had met before.

Uncanny how she

Reminds him of his little lady.

And how she was before she freezed on him,

And how she was when she was beautiful.

He shouted out, "I'm all yours....."

 

No? shrug.gif

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round of a [censored] applause for the lyricist in the house..

nice one cherry, is spot on...altho, wrong gender..

 

is funny tho, and yeh wudd abin hilarious if they had met, may have saved there relationship if they had a sense of humour eh?

 

but no...they guy had to snuff it, poor him too, still, deserves a darwin award me thinks

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why does your mum always buy crap pop?!

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ChewMyMoo said:

round of a [censored] applause for the lyricist in the house..

nice one cherry, is spot on...altho, wrong gender..

 

is funny tho, and yeh wudd abin hilarious if they had met, may have saved there relationship if they had a sense of humour eh?

 

but no...they guy had to snuff it, poor him too, still, deserves a darwin award me thinks

confused.gifbouncy.gif

 

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