[ Member Review ] - Boat Party - Swaying side to side...

[ScaryClaire]

caused without the aid of narcotics or alcohol!

 

The cruise was a mission and half, and somehow I still feel like I am on the damned cruise ship! Bah!

 

The whole of Sunday is one hell of a squidge! From the second the boat set off, NOBODY could stand up right, everyone swaying form saide to side, and I decided to see how many people I could to try standing on one foot - and how long they could last! Need I say, no-one could balance for any more than about 10 seconds - even that was on two feet!

 

Then I met Strange Ian, a Mancunian-Scouse, who, somehow, I managed to bistow my powers of empathy of my world! Me and Aysha were constantly quoting Eddie Izzard, and I thought it would be quite amusing to pick a random randomly and get them to do the 'Eeeeevil giraffe' walk, and then stop every now and again to eat 'leaves' off trees!

 

Dunno what people thought of us, but I thought it was fun!

 

Then it kinda started raining, and everone shot inside - except me and Aysha who thought '[censored] It!' and stayed out on the deck, and soaked up the rain. A group of people came outside to join us! (Lost little sheep, they were!)

And I told Andy (Whitby) that I was on a mission to make Paul Glazby do my own home made wave (you have to know how it goes to appreciate it ) - Ask Andy how it goes!

 

Other things on the boat just somehow seem to be a distant vision!

 

Then after the cruise (at this point, though on 'dry-land' I still had the feeling of 'cruising' and could barely stand up right) On the beach (well after I went on a couple of rides with Phil_raa - specially one that went round and round ) went to the beach and went for a little paddle, to go back onto the rocks and someone giving a sniffle of K, then going for another paddle with this random girl, then going back to the rocks, and loooooooooooooooooosing my mind completely, specially when my and my friends started telling jokes, and just about EVERYONE who was sat on the rocks, came round our little huddle and it turned into one hell of a Joke-match!

 

Pikoled my head summat chronic, it did!

 

Oh, then me and Aysh went for a mission to the toilets (me being ketwatted!) and then having a game of air-hockey!

 

Once inside the Fortress a bit later on, I managed to make myself believe I was on a boat made out of stone! Hmmm Then getting lost, though there were only few places to go! For some reason, me and Aysha was sat in the girls toilets for aaaaaaaaaaages, massaging people who came in! Oh, Aysha managing to persuade me (after she did) to lay on the floor and let this girl who had just been dumped by her boyfriend (who said she was fat, ugly and wasn't worth his time - but she was fit, and such a nice lass) to 'sit' on out faces and have pics taken!

 

Why I agreed to do it - I do not know! It makes no sense!

 

Then, when Glazby finished his set, I asked him in cheesy stylee to have my picci taken with him. He nicely oblidged, but I had one condition - that he did my wave!

 

When I showed him what to do, he gave me a strange look and said "I can't do that, I have a reputation to keep. It will ruin it!" So I told him that I have had tha likes of Rob Tissera, Jez + Charlie and Andy Farley doing it! He didn't look to pleased and still wouldn't, so I said "Look, all you have to do is this (showed him the wave) and hey! You don't even have to smile!!"

 

For some reason - he did it! And Andy Whitby witnessed it (with the comment "I cannot believe you got him to do that. You told me like, 8 hours ago you'd get him to do that!")

 

Over-all, my Sunday was strange, random, bizarre, peculiar, and all the other words to describe ABSOLUTELY [censored] INCREDABLE!

 

Thankooooo Phil for coming up! Oh, and sorry for the Ketamized state I got you in when we finally got back to Leeds

 

[CreamyC]

Is this a review, do you want this moving to the reviews forum? Its good.

[Andy Whitby]

ScaryClaire said:

 

And Andy Whitby witnessed it (with the comment "I cannot believe you got him to do that. You told me like, 8 hours ago you'd get him to do that!")

 

Over-all, my Sunday was strange, random, bizarre, peculiar, and all the other words to describe ABSOLUTELY [censored] INCREDABLE!

 

LMFAO! it was an absolutly brilliant day wasn't it! Couldn't believe u got the wave piccy! he he!

[Pulsar]

Scary Claire.......

 

I've heard bout you!!

 

You're rep precceds you!!

[ScaryClaire]

CreamyC said:

Is this a review, do you want this moving to the reviews forum? Its good.

 

Yes please chicken!

 

pulsar said:

Scary Claire.......

 

I've heard bout you!!

 

You're rep precceds you!!

 

You have no idea! I will be haunted for the rest of my life by my reputation

[Phil rr]

thanx for invitin me along !

 

what a wanger of a weekend ...boat trip was nuts, apart from the natural swinging ness, i kept getting stremely confused when the boat turned round and the land kept changing directions. it got damned hot under that canopy

 

and there were THREE DAMNED CYBERS on board . including me. so i said high and we bounced around together for a bit saying things like 'cyber [censored] rocks'. and things like that. which was nice

 

the rocks were too fekkin bizarre , nice weather though

 

the fortress thingy at the end was fun. i think. i was well out of it....

 

probly were a load of other ctw'ers there that i didn't actually meet

 

ScaryClaire said:

sorry for the Ketamized state I got you in

 

well 1 of us had to be sorry...

[Shenlong]

you sir, cake or death?